This would be my mom getting an iPod.
|—||My fiancé when I showed her the promo picture of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman (via jock-monkey)|
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
Handing a hot young guy a container of my semen then having him ask me when I put it in there was one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever had to do. But I’m glad I did. Because even though I was misdiagnosed by a Dr for numerous years and ended up having emergency surgery on my gonads the test results came back and there is no permanent damage.
So babies. Come at me.
My babies, yeah?